Instagram stay creepy

unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

omfg it popped up on my dash as I was listening to the song

witchyscrafts:

cannibalcoalition:

hiswonderlandprince:

poppet-prince:

cannibalcoalition:

"We’re witches. We know stuff."

*expertly crafts and performs spell*

*easily performs divination*

*casually contacts spirits*

*forgets how to use toaster*

*married a god*

*flirts with a Duke of Hell*

message me (anonymously or not) something about yourselves like anything - your name/ your favourite color/ your blog url/ weird-ass fact about you/ your dreams/ how was your day/ what pisses you off… anything you want! I feel huge urge to meet you. god you’re so quiet out there:F